Time on My Hands

Otherwise known as I have no life.

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x-man-nightcrawler:

It’s getting to the point where I’m not even surprised when I find a new show to like and Mark Sheppard just kinda shows up in it.

I’m like, oh there you are you little bastard. Let me guess, you’ll be playing the guest roll of the well dressed, snarky gentleman? Probably British? What took you so long to show up this time you little shit?

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merylstreeptease:

It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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hill-hill-hill:

The day when Bucky first got Steve’s letter, he lost six men on the front, and he couldn’t be more grateful that Steve was safe in New York. ( Who was totally not and wrote the letter at the back stage pretending he was still in Brooklyn.)

hill-hill-hill:

The day when Bucky first got Steve’s letter, he lost six men on the front, and he couldn’t be more grateful that Steve was safe in New York. ( Who was totally not and wrote the letter at the back stage pretending he was still in Brooklyn.)

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How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

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